tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5328811393022080798.post6274193349440338511..comments2024-02-27T23:40:27.282-06:00Comments on I Want a Dumpster Baby: The Tale of The Formerly Smart Girl who is Now the Stupidest Girl that Ever LivedKitkatkootiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04363160740273029255noreply@blogger.comBlogger30125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5328811393022080798.post-57357629929938614982013-02-20T16:29:55.802-06:002013-02-20T16:29:55.802-06:00Holy eff! SO glad you were in a meditative state ...Holy eff! SO glad you were in a meditative state and didn't have to pee in the vestibule!a morning grouchhttp://amorninggrouch.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5328811393022080798.post-10574955062408262092012-12-15T11:06:58.808-06:002012-12-15T11:06:58.808-06:00Oh my! I can remember to some of the awful "d...Oh my! I can remember to some of the awful "dumb" things I did when I was pregnant with my twins, and even with my daughter. Gotta love "prego brain" and I swear it's worse with twins than it is a singleton LOL. I wouldn't laugh, instead I would just give her a hug and tell her how amazing and wonderful she is, and that I've been there, and no what it's like. So glad your neighbor came home and let you out ;) Maehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15263722173868014062noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5328811393022080798.post-64574896645560916962012-12-06T12:25:23.053-06:002012-12-06T12:25:23.053-06:00Katy. Now I'm thinking it just may be the bell...Katy. Now I'm thinking it just may be the belly band that had something to do with you getting locked out. Those maternity contraptions are crayzeee. But they make you look sassy cute, so I guess they're not all that bad. 4 freaking hours. Oh my god.Jeanette Nyberghttp://www.craftwhack.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5328811393022080798.post-21310176303126712282012-12-05T22:22:26.699-06:002012-12-05T22:22:26.699-06:00I wouldn't laugh at her....I would hug her fab...I wouldn't laugh at her....I would hug her fabulous pajamaed ass and thank her for being awesome.Kelly DeBiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13981707412487075926noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5328811393022080798.post-24950891812292003422012-12-05T19:36:29.275-06:002012-12-05T19:36:29.275-06:00There will be one day, when you may wish for this ...There will be one day, when you may wish for this to happen again. Alone time is sacred once children are born. :) I love your writing. Thank you for sharing it with all of us! :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5328811393022080798.post-44388984442335004052012-12-05T18:31:42.547-06:002012-12-05T18:31:42.547-06:00There is a term for this.. it's called mommy m...There is a term for this.. it's called mommy mush-brain and unfortunately it seems to get WORSE after they're born!!! You must be one of the most awesome pregnant women EVER!! Enjoy every last thing knowing the best is always yet to come! Those are the luckiest babies ever to have a mom who can keep her cool through all that..Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5328811393022080798.post-74921455596343114892012-12-05T17:40:26.938-06:002012-12-05T17:40:26.938-06:00Awwww Poor girl :( If it will make you feel bette...Awwww Poor girl :( If it will make you feel better, I know a stupid girl who got stuck behind her television for 3 hours when she was housing baby. She yelled at her dog, who was staring at her dumb butt for hours.... :) It's all good... Glad you, um, I mean she was rescued.My Daily Jenn-ismhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08658536705061751531noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5328811393022080798.post-67798234114739534112012-12-05T15:42:25.919-06:002012-12-05T15:42:25.919-06:00 I may love you until the end of time!!! Those tw... I may love you until the end of time!!! Those twins are gonna have the funniest mama :)gypsy thomasnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5328811393022080798.post-23086606510728839752012-12-05T14:21:16.877-06:002012-12-05T14:21:16.877-06:00Oh no my Katy Girl! This is the very reason I ador...Oh no my Katy Girl! This is the very reason I adore you so, and actually do NEED you: You make everything OK. I heart you my love!<br />-Tacocat!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5328811393022080798.post-52339110059356492922012-12-05T13:34:18.351-06:002012-12-05T13:34:18.351-06:00Ahhh Katy. You rule. You makamelaugh!!!Ahhh Katy. You rule. You makamelaugh!!!Amandanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5328811393022080798.post-36105296685675571842012-12-05T13:14:43.946-06:002012-12-05T13:14:43.946-06:00Moral of the story is: you are awesome-sauce!! And...Moral of the story is: you are awesome-sauce!! And your building totally needs a doorman ;)gustie1999https://www.blogger.com/profile/17192013007881011635noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5328811393022080798.post-49820164190101743892012-12-05T13:13:04.134-06:002012-12-05T13:13:04.134-06:00Oh no!! I did something similar when I was pregna...Oh no!! I did something similar when I was pregnant. Thankfully, our neighbors down the street just HAPPENED to have our spare set of keys (left over from when they kitty-sat over our last vacation)... and HAPPENED to be at home, thank God. So, no four-hour wait for me. Have to agree, though, with all the other commenters who say that pregnancy brain turns into mommy brain. And you are going to LOVE every minute of it, I promise!! :)LPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00388896721978059090noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5328811393022080798.post-66773386727442979562012-12-05T13:05:54.220-06:002012-12-05T13:05:54.220-06:00I am glad you were able to get back in sooner then...I am glad you were able to get back in sooner then later!!Your Awesome! and you look AMAZING!!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09615257325883126579noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5328811393022080798.post-44510700405062359412012-12-05T12:01:22.410-06:002012-12-05T12:01:22.410-06:00My best fried? FRIEND. I think they call it proof-...My best fried? FRIEND. I think they call it proof-reading. I should look into it.<br /><br />P.P.S. (or is it P.S.S?) I'm a new diver. I stumbled on your blog through Facebook (God, I love Facebook) and I LOVE IT TO BITS AND PIECES. Thanks for the laughs. Meredithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10914989489348563476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5328811393022080798.post-86553223001757966732012-12-05T11:55:58.971-06:002012-12-05T11:55:58.971-06:00Awww hun you must have been so sad, and scared and...Awww hun you must have been so sad, and scared and tired. Big hugs from Virginia. I used to call this mommy-brain and we all get it, especially after after the 30th week of pregnancy. I'm so glad that it turned out okay and you got some time alone to think and be with Hall and Oates. Gosh, what a day!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5328811393022080798.post-74415290242188553942012-12-05T11:47:52.211-06:002012-12-05T11:47:52.211-06:00The whole time reading it I kept thinking about yo...The whole time reading it I kept thinking about you having to pee... and then you told us about not having to pee! I feel relieved, and also like we just all witnessed a holiday miracle, because come on, you're pregnant WITH TWINS and no bathroom for 4 hours??? Miracle!twisterfishhttp://twisterfish.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5328811393022080798.post-64434299020612886242012-12-05T11:42:23.200-06:002012-12-05T11:42:23.200-06:00Total sympathy for the brain and looking gorgeous ...Total sympathy for the brain and looking gorgeous with your pregnant self. :)Darla @ Moms Worldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05106443091458916522noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5328811393022080798.post-14701239399836381752012-12-05T11:40:54.627-06:002012-12-05T11:40:54.627-06:00My best fried locked herself out of her house for ...My best fried locked herself out of her house for 2 hours wearing an oversized t-shirt (no bra, no pants) and her son's rain boots. In the snow. The moral of this story is: pregnant stupid turns into mom stupid and there is no turning back. It is high time you found this out. <br /><br />P.S. Glad you found the up-side of this. Glass half full, girl. Glass half full.Meredithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10914989489348563476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5328811393022080798.post-6450287619507908502012-12-05T11:38:37.553-06:002012-12-05T11:38:37.553-06:00"However, this girl happened to be about 34 w..."However, this girl happened to be about 34 weeks pregnant with her twins who were literally sucking every resource out of her and leaving her with nothing to function on but her looks and her humor. Both of which are quickly fading as well." --- I beg to differ. You're still a smoking hot biddy and funny as all get out. I love you. <3Mommy Drinks Because You Cryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13575785180886896306noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5328811393022080798.post-73789747414322092842012-12-05T11:37:02.864-06:002012-12-05T11:37:02.864-06:00Love this one! I would adore 4 hours of uninterrup...Love this one! I would adore 4 hours of uninterrupted time...I'm proud of the not-stupid girl for not freaking out and trying to claw her way out. That stuff ruins nails you know! <3Writers_blockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02980076446817987959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5328811393022080798.post-14089496612766088572012-12-05T11:34:47.333-06:002012-12-05T11:34:47.333-06:00...and don't forget how FABU-LICIOUS you look ......and don't forget how FABU-LICIOUS you look at 34 weeks with TWINS!!! That's ALWAYS another up-side! Glad you *EVENTUALLY* found happiness in your excursion last night!! LOL<br />Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17497472411364046534noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5328811393022080798.post-64826790673302319782012-12-05T11:32:01.476-06:002012-12-05T11:32:01.476-06:00Big thing to think about:The Mind of a "I wan...Big thing to think about:The Mind of a "I want a Dumpsterbaby" is Very Strong even under hars cicumstances and electronic devices don't have to Rule over You, You Rule over Yourself and the Twins. You look Great !!! Kas Tiersma xxxAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5328811393022080798.post-77020774655009261762012-12-05T11:26:05.327-06:002012-12-05T11:26:05.327-06:00Thanks for the laugh! SO glad you didn't have...Thanks for the laugh! SO glad you didn't have to pee!<br /><br />FYI - the brain power kids suck from you doens't come back.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5328811393022080798.post-75874111418763561902012-12-05T11:25:48.289-06:002012-12-05T11:25:48.289-06:00When life throws you lemons...meditate the shit ou...When life throws you lemons...meditate the shit out of them. ;-)SoberTinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11561666971834678871noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5328811393022080798.post-14062401624762733002012-12-05T11:25:08.611-06:002012-12-05T11:25:08.611-06:00OMG, Katy. A true blonde moment and HIGH FIVE for ...OMG, Katy. A true blonde moment and HIGH FIVE for the Portlandia reference, says the girl who left her heart in Portland. Blame it on the pregnancy brain; it makes the best and brightest of us do the dumbest stuff. Thanks for letting us laugh at--er, I mean WITH you. =DAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12213316853994134426noreply@blogger.com