Things I Love Thursday - Part 36

In order to get the full effect of this edition of TILT, you must quickly go GO HERE. DO IT PLEASE.

Cool?  OK, so we know I'm obsessed with RuPaul.  But this TILT specifically addresses a new love.




Large and in charge, Chunky yet funky, MISS MISS LATRICE ROYALE.

When she spouted those glorious word above the 5 G's - I had to stop my dvr and take a picture.  I was gobsmacked.

Dida Ritz.  Oh my lord, girl.

This is Latrice.  Now, Latrice done some time, bitches.  He's not ashamed of it.
 He's loud and proud and of course, I love that.

If I hear one more queen talk about "Something Something REALNESS", Imma vomit in my sweater.  Get a new line already ladies!
 
THIS is Latrice's lip sync for you life that kept her in the running, SHE DOESN'T EVEN MOVE AN INCH.  She just owns it.  While Kenya is spazzing out all over the place looking like a right fool.  Oh to have Latrice's confidence, MY GODS. 

 
She didn't win the competition.  Sharon Needles did, which is a whole. nother. level. of love.  LOVE HER.  And I love Chad Michaels too, Phi Phi can go pound sand. She sucked.  But for now, let's leave with a couple quotes from the always classy and in charge of HERSELF Latrice upon leaving the competition. 
 

 
“You have changed my life forever,” Latrice announced to RuPaul, in front of judges Santino Rice, Michelle Visage, Wynonna Judd, and Rose McGowan and surviving queens Phi Phi, Sharon Needles, and Chad Michaels. “You have changed the world of drag forever. I love you and respect you so much, and thank you for seeing something special in me. Thank you.”
 
You could have mopped me up from the floor.  I was a fucking disaster when she got eliminated.
 
She is so grateful and carries herself with such dignity and class, I fell completely in love with her.
Then in the last show she said to Ru,  "I want people to know its ok to make mistakes; it's ok to fall down. Get up. Look SICKENING and make them eat it."

I mean, need I say anything more?

Latrice Motherfucking Royale is a Thing I LOVE This Thursday

Things I Love Thursday - Part 16

DON'T fuck it up.

 I LOVE RuPaul. 





I squeal with delight when I see him.

Yes, I am obsessed with RuPaul. He would be on my top 5 people I would want to meet and completely lose my shit over.  I admire and respect him so much.

And I LOVE fierce Drag Queens. Not all are fierce and not all are queens. Some are broke down bitches that I have no use for.  Some are not kind and not loving and definitely not fabulous.
Which means I am absolutely enthralled with RuPaul's Drag Race.

 

It's a competition reality show on LOGO between real life drag queens and it's wonderful and catty and inspiring.

And Drag U.

Where they take broke down middle age women who have had some hardship and they look and feel unspecial and turn their ass around to fabulous in an hour's time with the help of Professors who all happen to be from the RuPaul's Drag Race show.

Each show is special in it's own way.

And I secretly wish to be on this show.  But that would mean my ass would need to be broke down and sad.   And thankfully, I am not there today, kittens.

Drag Race is where I fell in love with yummy Raven:

Raja:

Every time I see this photo I thank the Universe for Raja:



 Perhaps my favorite, Pandora Boxx

Who is nice enough to tweet with me once in a while.  Funny and adorable.

It's no secret I love gay men and gay men love me.  While not every drag queen is gay, most are and most drag queens do have the level of confidence that I would kill for. 
Which is why I really REALLY want to be made over by a drag queen. 

I admit I do have a bit of fierce and fab in me as it is.  I just do.  Can't hide my light under a bushel, y'all.  I fear the older I get, the more I will need it, so let's just call this preparation for schlumpiness.  Which is about my greatest fear.  Shallow?  Yes, completely.  But still, there it is.

I have no desire to go on a TV show and have a come-to-Jesus in front of viewers.  But I would like a secret private session with Raven, Raja, Pandora Boxx and of course, RuPaul. 
Can someone arrange that for me please?