|Do you know what this picture of moi means? Well you will momentarily. Hang with me. Shhhhhhhh.|
This is going to be a confession of the darkest kind on Things I Love Thursday.
PRETTY LITTLE LIARS.
"Based on a book, Pretty Little Liars follows four best friends (Spencer, Hanna, Aria & Emily) whose clique falls apart after the disappearance of their queen bee, Alison. Three years later, estranged friends reunite when they begin receiving messages from someone using the name "A" who threatens to expose their secrets - including long-hidden ones they thought only Alison knew." Some random website.
This opening credits thing right here. The song? And the make ups. And the shhhhhhhh.
It's harder than it looks. You fucking try it.
and then post your shhhh photos on my wall on the IWADB Facebook Page. M'kay?
On the Twitter a while ago, they had everyone sending in their "shhhhhh" photos. I took a lot. And didn't send any. I'm not that fucking cray cray you guys.
This is some serious fluff. And I love every minute of it. It's on ABC Family for god's sakes, at like, 7pm. I'm pretty sure I'm one of the oldest weirdo creepies watching it WITHOUT KIDS of their own to back it up.
I was a teenager who adored 90210 and Saved by the Bell and all that cheese.
|I wanted to be Donna. For reals. Hard. And I was a virgin forever. Until I wasn't. So I RELATED TO HER. I fucking related to Donna Martin. How fucked up is that?|
Pretty Little Liars is delicious. I mean, it's cutey pie fashion teeny bopper girls being catty and superficial combined with texting and crazy plot twists that, wait for it, SOMETIMES I CANNOT EVEN FOLLOW. They act way too mature for their age, but then, didn't we all try to do that? We just didn't have books and dialogue written for us. I begrudge their amazing fucking hair and cute little bricabrac jewelry.
|THIS. I did this. with the bikini top and high waist jean cut offs. I DID THIS SHIT. And loved it. |
And my David Silvers all had to wait for my sacred gift.
Look at these girls. I can only imagine how much teenage girls, tweens and pre-teens really, just love this show. There is a story line with suspense. I would have loved it. Hell I love it now.
Yeah, it's airbrushed and photoshopped and blah blah unreal expectations for girls, blah blah blah.
I LOVE THIS SUPERFLUOUS SHIT. Sometimes we just need pure fluff. And this does it for me. I don't do the Bachelor or the Housewives or the Kardashians. I do this.
Goddammit that is embarrassing to admit.
I love this show. If you don't know it or are pretending not to know it,
I'm having Glenda here sing to you, "Come out, Come out, Wherever you are".......